perfect place to store your bird
EMERGENCY BIRD —Directions: Push from bottom of tube.
o happy a become the birb use in case of need a birbs! Hello hello hellos!
Be wary of those who apologize for how you feel instead of apologizing for what they did to you
Bathrooms are my hiding place
it’s 2014 can we please stop pretending like it’s just a small majority of white people who are racist like please watch the news read a history book
"This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!"
"What are you going to make with it?"
"Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening."
Reblogging because this is so lovely :) I definitely smiled.
I love this woman and her cabbage.
Universities across Japan are beginning to offer balanced breakfast options for only 100 yen ($0.98) to students so they can show students the importance of breakfast on their health and well-being.
"i understand women have it bad but men have it bad too"
"i mean, women are almost equal to men as it is"
"i’m not a feminist, i believe in equality"
"Some men feel that too much responsibility for preventing sexual assault has been put on their shoulders"
We’re telling you not to rape people and you think the bar’s never been higher
opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
But all you ever see are men’s
Fun with roses