If you’re Christian I hope you don’t believe asexuality exists because you are implying you and/or others are immune from sinful lust, which is applying divine properties to humans and therefore defying crucial theological principles.
It’s just in asexuals are actually have divine properties
lmao oh my goodness
finally the recognition i deserve, the godly kind
When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”
*semi-popular cartoon from 1997 with semi-sexual reference* THIS SHOW GAVE ZERO FUCKS
A multitude of chill dogs, for your viewing pleasure.
HAVING SEX WITH A GUY THAT HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL HE’S DOING
And a mistake repeated more than once is a decision.
Paulo Coelho (via masturbationdestination)
If he doesn’t care about your orgasm, he doesn’t care about you
this twitter account saved my life
best of “she wears short skirts”
Man Crush Monday: Jason Momoa
Crush crush any day