i just want will to be my friend
*serves will human meat*
*shoves an ear down will's throat*
*gets will in jail*
what am i doing wrong
The neighborhood kids were just playing “Police”. The older kids pulled the younger ones over on their bikes and angrily demanded increasingly large sums of money. Infractions started off at 34 cents but the fines quickly ballooned to over 61 thousand million dollars.
I was going to correct them, but they pretty much nailed it.
See the problem? There’s no obvious counterfactual set of Obama policies that would better position the United States to handle Russia’s gambit in Ukraine.
The Bush Administration launched two major invasions and occupations. Its relations with the Kremlin were even worse than those between Washington and Moscow during some periods of the Cold War. Moscow concluded that it could get away with invading Georgia.
The Obama Administration normalized relations with Russia, bombed Libya–but not Syria. Moscow concluded that it can get away with invading Ukraine.'
"Otherkin oppression" "nerd slurs" "bazinga cultural appropriation" white people are begging to be punched in the mouth they really are.
Bronie oppression smh
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
when all ur socks are in the washing machine so u don’t have anything to wear w/ ur nike sandals :(
hey guys i’m doing a research project on the representation of women in the media and if you could take this survey really quickly it would mean the world to me
Part of me just wants to cuddle with you until we fall asleep and part of me wants to make you moan until your lungs give out